WELCOME TO SCOTTY’S TATTOO TOUR
Honestly, I had a “normal” bio section, but realized my absurd and dumb tattoos will tell a better “about me” than random stories or facts or accolades or experiences. So here is a tour of my very stupid and very permanent decisions lol
THE PIZZA PIE™
So when I was working at a restaurant in Chicago (shoutout Farm House) one of the bussers was in town for the summer from Ireland. He told us that he and all his friends have matching pizza tattoos and that it was his DREAM to get a “dumb American” to get one too. Well since I’m dumb, American and love pizza, I said…. why not. Unfortunately the placement of said pizza is NSFW, so I can’t show that here BUT it was my first tattoo ever and started me on this wild journey.
Then while working a weekend on a pitch, my partner and I were spent, so she wanted to get a tattoo. I joined along and immediately got jealous. The only thing we could think of getting was another pizza but like that’s weird to only have two pizzas on your body. Like why two? So at that very moment, I decided to make a lil game of it and get a full pie of pizza tattooed around my body. Yes, all 8 slices. Because that is how my brain works.
WILL GET TATTOOED FOR
A PITCH! (or for anything)
Got this Michelangelo-inspired pizza moment for a major pizza chain pitch. We didn’t win the pitch, but I got a free tattoo, so I guess I won?
SOME OF MY FAVES
What better way to start this section with some of my favorites. The large one is COMIC SANS written in Papyrus because clearly I’m a copywriter - if you couldn’t tell from the design of this page.
The symbols read “STRENGTH” in WINGDINGS because duh.
The platform shoe is Baby Spice’s platform shoe because I was a stan before the term even existed.
POP CULTURE CUTIES
I love pop culture, dumb jokes and everything in between. So here’s Psyduck in a wig because he’s a fancy boi.
Also guest starring the lil bb garlic lol
why yes that is…
Spongebob as Vermeer’s “Girl with the Pearl Earring” with the character, Pearl, as the earring. How’d you know!
THE BESTIES
Meet Henrietta. She’s a teacup pig in rain boots and she brings me so much joy, along with all her other friends who live on me.
wait a minute…
An octopus wearing heels with the iconic quote from The Devil Wear Prada. Yes, I realized after they aren’t boots. Whoopsie!
omg is that…
A bunny bat out of hell. He even has his own little tattoo. This was a Get What You Get meaning I left it up to chance lol
I hope you enjoyed! I have way more than this so if you’d like to talk more about all these permanent decision, please reach out!!!! I’m also a good copywriter, I swear!!!!!